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zodiacchic:

more astrology here (:
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Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING. Asexual: I don't like sex. Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
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doritovevo: spicy-vagina-tacos: spicy-vagina-tacos: i love bjs in the morning half baked? blowjobs AND weeds? disgusting (via littleinfinities98)

doritovevo:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i love bjs in the morning

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half baked? blowjobs AND weeds? disgusting

(via littleinfinities98)

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republicannibal: piertotum-locomottor: cuteleesi: kingbard: cuteleesi: kingbard: water-music: Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work it’s the cutest cup :3 i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl Your cat bowl has nothing on my Measuring cups u wanna go have a taste of my cat teapot Bro, get a look at my Actual cat Biatch please, I have a gang. It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados (via stridermayorfeels)

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via stridermayorfeels)

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popculturesavvyangel:

famous-fandoms:

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe.

SAM IN THE BUNKER

it’s how he copes
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songofages: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went " I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS." AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI. Guess who’s got a daaaaate Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style. (via stridermayorfeels)

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

(via stridermayorfeels)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8. iggyt14: If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified. (Source: nuocmamboi, via stridermayorfeels)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via stridermayorfeels)

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jetbag: one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone  (via stridermayorfeels)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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vanconcastiel: ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum: fandomstuck: the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16. Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food. (via not-happening)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via not-happening)

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