reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you. (via puke4thin)

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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shaky: I’m stuck between wanting: 1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love 2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet 3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career (via kn-cklepuck)

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via kn-cklepuck)

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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untrustyou:

Anna Ladd
Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom
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promoted: we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors it takes guts to do what they do (via not-happening)

promoted:

we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors

it takes guts to do what they do

(via not-happening)

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starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent (via shipssabriel)

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via shipssabriel)

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theperfectladies:

Nora Lovely
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candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.
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before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point (Source: 7ae, via abodeofrandomosity)

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

(Source: 7ae, via abodeofrandomosity)

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tourettesandsex: urbies: xbostons: lostboyonadeadthrone: If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?  If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you? I’ll reblog this every time. (via puke4thin)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via puke4thin)

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black-frostbite: shubbabang: I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in  And then someone or something that isn’t yours gets in that space and you just Holy fuck finally someone who understands (via puke4thin)

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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zodiacchic:

Have you seen your  Love Scope this week?  Click here!
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rnicrophone: bombing: cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas me: you said i got one phone call (via not-happening)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via not-happening)

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