assume: deair: so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED fuck that was me  (via outlasts)

assume:

deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

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magicspe11s:

movsi:

complexae:

i finally understand tyler’s infatuation with hands, they’re literally the best body part ever. they look so beautiful, and you just know those lines tell a story no morgan freeman could ever tell. idk but i feel like holding hands now w somebody. or infinitely gazing at someone’s hand. 

beautiful 

no Morgan Freeman could ever tell
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rick-owen: literally me talking to people: (via not-happening)

rick-owen:

literally me talking to people:image

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Dammit! I thought I was There!
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teenscoolest: You call me your friend??? Where were you when my post got 0 notes??? WHERE were you!!!??? (via outlasts)

teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

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free-booty: I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry (Source: free-booty, via not-happening)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy
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